Everyone is after me because I’m handsome as all freaking heck, smart as a damned tack, sharp as a damned tack, talented as a damned tack, could beat everyone at anything ever unless it’s something bad that would get me in trouble, am a hero of our nation, the only one fighting for our freaking values. And what do I get in return??? MENTALLY SICK HATERS TRYING TO DESTROY ME. God. I’m trying to save our nation man… Plus they don’t realize I’m IN CHARACTER.